Shark Dentist Merges Two Phobias into a Hilarious Roguelike Adventure

Oh man, it’s that time again. Sharks. I mean, who doesn’t get at least a little tense at the mention of those sneaky sea dwellers with a zillion teeth? And trust, no one gets how shocking it is more than this game creator, Alice Games. They’re cooking up something called “Shark Dentist.” Yeah, seriously. A horror game about… being a dentist. For sharks. Who thinks of this stuff?

So, picture this: you’re this dental genius, but instead of dealing with regular patients who just avoid flossing, it’s basically a non-stop thrill ride with, you know, teeth that could literally end you. I caught a sneak peek at the tiny teaser they dropped, and lemme say, it’s not just a funny title, nope. Think tension, think horror. Your job? It’s to tiptoe around the mouth of a half-snoozing shark, pinpointing whatever toothy issue it’s got, and fixing it. Slip up, and, well, you might be the one needing a fix.

Alice Games had some thoughts in a press write-up they tossed around. They’re throwing some shade, well not really, just making the point about how they’re aiming for laughs mixed with scares. Think dark humor, like mixing horror with a game that just won’t quit reminding you it’s all about survival. Buckshot Roulette vibes, they say. Shrug.

I mean, try keeping track: shark’s pulse, its discomfort level, how much sleepy juice it’s got left… One wrong move and… curtains for you. They did mention some tools, like a freakin’ circular saw!? What? I can’t even figure. But there might be a trick to it. Use your noggin and time things just right, and you might just leave with your head still attached.

Oh, and then there’s this… unexpected twist? The shark’s hanging out, literally, from a basement ceiling. What is up with that? Basements, sharks — doesn’t exactly scream legal operation, if you catch my drift. When we get to actually dive into this game, maybe it’ll all make sense. Or not. Ambiguity’s the word, right? Anyway, it’s up on Steam. Drop it into your wishlist or just keep an eye out if you’re curious. Release date? Vague as ever. “Coming soon.” Whatever that means.