Schoolgirl Adventures: Full Metal Switch 2 Coming This October

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“They can’t have ice cream, not anymore!” Sounds ominous, right? But I promise there’s context. I was daydreaming about that and realized, maybe I’ve been lost in my own head, missing out on these Switch 2 game announcements. Then it hit me. We’re headed straight into this wild future, 2089 Japan, or so D3Publisher says with their new game, Full Metal Schoolgirl. October 23rd, mark it down—or don’t. Up to you.

This game’s by Yuke’s—the same folks who did EARTH DEFENSE FORCE: World Brothers 2 and a bunch of other flashy titles. Sounds serious too, they’re calling it an “…action-packed adventure with a heavy-duty attitude.” Imagine a trailer of chaos wrapped up neatly. Or don’t. Again, your call.

Feel like you missed something? Yeah, I get it. Here’s the press release helping us slow it down:

Picture this—2089. Japan’s not how you’d remember. Meternal Jobz runs the show, using their creepy cyborg zombie workers, dubbing them the “Working Dead.” What a name, huh? Anyway, you get to be this kickass cyborg schoolgirl, climbing Meternal’s insane 100-story building. Why? To smash through zombies, a sinister CEO, and some nuts security systems. Revenge, chaos, dystopia—add those to your grocery list.

Nobuyuki Okajima at D3Publisher says, “Rebellion and chaos,” which honestly sounds like my last Tuesday. They’re throwing satire, capitalism, bullets, and blades all in one messy, thrilling pot. But why the future? Who knows. Feels like now sometimes.

Want in? You get to become this mechanized schoolgirl out for blood—or circuit boards. Gear up with wild weapons and dive into Meternal’s lair. Fight “Working Dead” or just zone out thinking about them. Each floor is a new nightmare with traps galore, and somewhere up top? Yeah, that evil CEO, lurking.

But here’s a twist. Livestream your carnage. Wild, right? Take down enemies, pocket upgrades, and get views and donations from your little corner of the internet. Even if it goes south, remember you’ve got strangers cheering. Internet love in a dystopia—Ironic, huh?

Switch 2 pre-orders are on hold. Their website’s got more goodies if you’re curious. Or not. Your call, really.

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