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Hey there, and welcome to what’s shaping up to be one wild week on Xbox. Grab your controllers, ’cause I’ve got the scoop on all the latest games dropping on Xbox Series X|S, Xbox One, Xbox on PC, and Game Pass. Trust me, there’s some real gems coming up. So, let’s dive in – or, you know, kick back with a virtual soda and see what’s happening. Either way, you’re in for a ride! Here we go!
### EA SPORTS™ College Football 26 Deluxe Edition
Imagine the roar of the crowd, the pressure under those stadium lights… EA Sports’ College Football 26 has me feeling all nostalgic. Early access lands July 7th, and worldwide release follows on the 10th. You get it on Xbox Series X|S, which is cool if you ask me.
Whether you wanna relive those glory days as a high school recruit or aim for that coveted Heisman as a coach (sounds fancy, right?), you’ve got choices. With 136 schools, 300 coaches, and a gazillion plays (okay, 2,700 but who’s counting), it’s all there. Oh, and ten thousand athletes. Deluxe Edition? Gets you early access. Tempting, huh?
### Tony Hawk’s™ Pro Skater™ 3 + 4 – Digital Deluxe Edition
Spending way too much time on this let’s grind into Tony Hawk’s world. This is a Digital Deluxe thing, so play it totally anywhere – like literally anywhere. I remember the days of scuffed knees, trying to land that perfect ollie, and these games bring it all back. Activision’s serving nostalgia with high resolution … another chance to prove how much of a skater you really aren’t.
### Missile Command Delta
July 8th, bam. Missiles incoming. Atari takes us on a new journey with Mighty Yell and 13AM Games. You play this one on Xbox Series X|S, plus Smart Delivery. It’s tactical, turn-based, and I dunno, maybe heart-pounding? Those strategic defenses must be managed. Takes you back to those arcade days, right?
### Somber Echoes
Here’s a July 8th release to ponder. Xbox Series X|S is the stage for some serious Metroidvania action aboard a, get this, spooky space ship. Look, I can’t master acrobatics IRL, but maybe I could give it a shot here. And, you unravel myths while you’re at it. Each skill? A new path unlocked. Intrigued? Same.
### The Last Camp
Doomsday vibes drop on July 8th. Graphics? Supposedly top-notch. Weapons? Plenty. This one’s all about survival on a grand stage, shooting style. If shooting’s your thing, here’s your action-packed playground. Might be worth checking out if you’re into big stories and bigger guns.
### Ah, Love! Season 2
Ah, Love! (no pun intended) launches July 8th. Xbox Series X|S friendly, and let’s just say it’s like those candy crush days but with hearts. Seriously, dodge black ones, spikes, and the likes. There’s a romantic twist if you’re into those mood settings. Sweet, right?
### Minami Lane
Fast forward to July 9th. Dream of Japanese streets filled with cats? Say no more. You’re building and managing your way through Minami Lane, Xbox-style. It’s cozy, it’s casual, and who knows, you might just end up loving those cute tanukis and all the cats. It’s like a warm hug, game edition.
### Rogue Raccoon
Prepare for chaos on July 9th. Get into this museum thing, all in the name of snacks. If you’ve ever wanted to experience life as a wild raccoon pulling off a heist – yeah, you read that right – then Rogue Raccoon is the crazy caper you didn’t know you’d been waiting for.
### Holdfast: Nations At War
Battle calls on July 9th. Look, 150 players per server, Napoleonic vibes – huh? I’d probably get lost in the battle (probs even lose). But, hey, history buffs might wanna try chasing ally victories. It’s on both Xbox Series X|S, and we all need a good multiplayer shouting fest once in a while.
### Tiny Pixels Vol. 2 – Stormy Knights
Journey to July 9th. Xbox Play Anywhere, but don’t lose those strategic moves! Pixel art lovers, you’ll be saving princesses – all while keeping it retro. Europe to Persia in classic side-scroll goodness; nostalgia, am I right? Just thinking about it makes me wanna dive in.
### Greedland
Big madness coming July 10th. Imagine aliens all over – well, not literally – but expect hordes. Number crunchers, there are something like 20,000 of ‘em per game (don’t count me on this). If conquering worlds and defending lands is your thing, have a go.
### ISLANDERS: New Shores
Heading back to serene places on July 10th. New Shores is all about calm creative growth. Build, strategize, and thrive. If city-building in tranquility is your speed, check out this latest installment. Xbox will make sure it’s stunning.
### BAD END THEATER
Choose the paths nobody wants, starting July 10th, Xbox encourages us. Every choice ends badly. Why? Maybe that’s the irony of life it’s trying to show us. Still, explore those terrible fates, if it’s your cup of tea, on the Xbox.
### Best Served Cold
Mixology meets murder mystery from July 10th, mingling ingredients with puzzle-solving. At Nightcap, questions of ‘who’s-the-killer’ will rise as high as cocktail concoctions. Grab your apron and detective hat, both are called for here.
### Choice of Life: Wild Islands
July 10th waves bring survival tales. Reefs, deserts, storms, and you alone in style, Xbox style. All those shipwreck dreams – but make it playable. Survive or thrive, or who knows, maybe end up chatting with coconuts?
### Bendy and the Dark Revival
Animation madness unravels on July 11th. Unleash fear among ink-tainted oddities and keep escaping that Ink Demon. First-person creepers, unite.
### Only Up To Space
Spinning up heights on July 11th? Try platform fun meets outer space fear. Ascend like your life depends on it (no seriously, just game-life). Xbox climbing innovation, no safety nets. Sounds intense, huh?
### Aquapark IO
Slide on July 11th. Water spiral sensation, friends nudged off tracks – can’t confess I’m not interested. ‘Cause speed competition screams fun. Xbox on!
### Canine
Nightmares materialize on July 11th. Retro meets fear-factor. It’s eerie, 32-bit, and needs you saving a kid’s dog. Might lose a bit of sleep, and sanity, but what’s gaming without suffering in suspense?
### Griffin
On July 11th, a granddaughter in a badass tank – ’nuff said! A story of rescues and adventure, tender unity never looked cooler. Xbox is bringing the heat.
### Island Trouble
Shipwrecks strand quest-takers on July 11th. Xbox crescendos into mission territory. Seek the island’s mysteries. Feels like real life decision-labyrinths, which honestly, calls to everyone. Engage!
There it is. Crisscrossing release dates, gaming chaos, and nerd excitement in prime gaming time. Xbox is up to its fun-and-fancy sleeves again. Try a title, or try ’em all (and maybe share the snacks).