Today’s Top Deals: Samsung Gaming Monitors, Crucial 2TB SSD for PS5, and More

Alright, so picture this: Saturday, July 5. Deals everywhere, kinda like Black Friday but without the cold weather. Yeah, it’s a thing.

Samsung Gaming Monitors: Epic Savings

Okay, so here’s the scoop. Samsung’s gaming monitors are on sale — and honestly, I never thought I’d care about monitors, but turns out, I’m wrong. The 32" Samsung Odyssey G8 is like the Mona Lisa of monitors. You get QD-OLED tech, and it refreshes at a crazy 240Hz. Not even kidding, the blacks on this thing are, well, really black. Then there’s this monster: the 49” Odyssey G9. Curves like a boomerang and priced down from $1899.99 to $999.99. I know, right? Mind blown.

Crucial T500 SSD: Storage Galore

Ah, storage. Can’t have enough of it. This Crucial T500 SSD is a dream come true for hoarders like me. 2TB with super speeds — 7,400MB/s to be exact (fun fact I didn’t know this was possible). Works for PC and PS5, which is cool. Buying it feels like getting new shelves for all those clothes you swore you’d donate.

Assassin’s Creed Shadows: Sneaky Fun

Assassin’s Creed Shadows for $49.99 is like finding a five-dollar bill in your jacket pocket—always exciting! I played this — well, still playing for the past god-knows-how-long. It’s got an edge, and apparently, the world agrees with an 8/10 score. Just when you thought open-world gaming was stuck in neutral.

Borderlands 3 Ultimate Edition: Bargain Bonanza

Borderlands 3, baby! On Switch for $17.97. It’s like a DLC bonanza with all sorts of expansions, and I don’t even know what half of them mean, but they sound fun. Guns, tentacles, weddings — this game has layers and they’re not onion ones.

Metaphor: ReFantazio Strategy Guide: Almost a Doorstop

Imagine almost 600 pages of tips for a game — it’s like owning the gaming Bible. If a strategy guide were on Maslow’s hierarchy of needs, it’d be there alongside WiFi. Perfect for when you’re tired of Googling walkthroughs and just want a good ol’ page to turn.

Steam Summer Sale: PC Gamer’s Christmas

Steam’s having a sale and it feels like a holiday miracle — not exaggerating. RPGs like Final Fantasy are marked down, and if you haven’t played Marvel’s Guardians of the Galaxy or Crash Bandicoot yet, now’s your time. Less than six bucks shakes up my piggy bank nicely.

Donkey Kong Bananza: Pre-Order Hype

Oh, and hold onto your hats, because Donkey Kong Bananza is coming out, and I have no idea why I’m so excited about a game with a guy in a tie, but it looks epic. Young Pauline and DK going to the center of the Earth or something sounds like sci-fi but it’s not. Or maybe it is? Either way, it’s the top Amazon seller, so yeah, don’t miss it.

Why am I rounding all this up? Because missing these deals could feel like skipping dessert. And nobody wants that on their conscience.