Nintendo Switch Release Date Announced for Spray Paint Simulator

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Okay, so, ever heard of Splatterville? No? Typical. Anyway, picture this: a town that’s begging for a splash of color, like yesterday. Enter you—yes, you—armed with a paintbrush in Spray Paint Simulator. Whitethorn Games and North Star Video Games just dropped the bombshell date for this game on Nintendo Switch. July 22, 2025. Mark it or not, up to you.

Right, so here’s the deal: you’ve got this “relaxing and totally satisfying” gig. It’s like a zen garden, but for people who wanna run a painting biz. Story Mode? That’s where you meet this lineup of oddball clients who apparently can’t paint to save their lives. You dive straight in, gearing up, picking colors, and then—bam—art happens. I suppose. Sometimes you’ll need ladders, maybe a scaffold, which gives me vertigo just thinking about it.

Oh, oh, and did you hear about Free Spray Mode? It’s a thing. Unlock it, and whoosh, you’re all over town like some rogue artist. Solo or drag a friend into it. Your art, your rules. Or something like that.

Now, key features! Here goes nothing:

– You get this chill gameplay vibe, drifting along without any panic-inducing timers. Just you, a virtual brush, and the existential dread of color theory.

– Dive into this ocean of colors. Deciding on the right shade is like trying to pick a Netflix show. Endless.

– In Story Mode, it’s about keeping nutty clients happy. Spatterville’s full of ’em. Paint their walls, doors, fences—maybe their dog too, who knows? You evolve into the Picasso of the block.

– Free Spray Mode—imagine the town as your canvas. Crazy, right? Go nuts alone or, I dunno, drag your buddy for moral support.

– You’re not just splattering paint. There’s prep, fixing stuff, taping off areas. Then you paint like your life depends on it. That’s what the clients expect, anyway.

– Oh yeah, there’s this whole management side. Tools, paints, scaffolds. It’s an inventory hoarder’s dream or worst nightmare. Depends on your perspective.

And the grand finale, or whatever: it’s out digitally on Nintendo Switch. Worldwide. So yeah, if you’re into painting or zen—or both—you might wanna put this on your radar.

Okay, I think that’s it. Was I supposed to talk about a trailer? Never mind, my brain just kicked back on coffee hiatus. Anyway, go paint the town, metaphorically speaking of course.