AMD Unveils EPYC 4005 Series Workstation CPUs with Up to 16 Zen 5 Cores and Remarkable Performance

Oh man, where to even start with this AMD stuff? I mean, the tech world never stops, does it? Anyway — or was it anyhow? — let’s dive into this and, I dunno, see where it takes us.

So, AMD just went all out ‘n launched these EPYC 4005 server thingies. They’re calling ’em “Grado” ha, which kinda makes me think of a fancy espresso. So, these CPUs, they’re like the new kids on the block, all shiny and stuff, strutting their stuff against Intel’s 6th-gen Xeons. The nerd wars continue, right?

Here’s the scoop, straight from AMD’s lips — or keyboards. The new EPYC™ 4005 Series processors are, like, tailor-made for businesses that need some serious oomph without breaking the bank. Like, for real, it’s about time someone did that, right?

Okay, quick pause. Am I the only one who thinks “enterprise-class” sounds like something from a sci-fi novel? Anyway, these processors scream efficiency and power — much needed in this wacky, cloud-obsessed world. They’re using this (not-so) brand-new AM5 socket, which I bet you’ve heard about if you’re into this sorta tech playground.

Apparently, there’s this EPYC 4565P chip that just, like, ate Intel’s lunch. Testing on this thing called Phoronix (no clue what that is, but sounds fancy) showed it being 1.83 times better. Basically, it’s a nerd smackdown.

Oh, and this guy Derek Dicker from AMD said some stuff about balancing performance and price — the usual blah blah. Real talk though, if this means less tech stress and more trying to figure out if aliens are real, I’m in. No one’s got time for old-school, cranky tech anymore, right?

AMD’s got this whole roster of buddies like Lenovo, Gigabyte, and others throwing their weight behind these new processors, which makes it seem like a big deal. Or maybe it’s just marketing magic — who can tell these days?

I stumbled on this table of specs — nerd alert — and it’s got some deets on cores, threads, prices, and whatnot. Honestly, I zoned out halfway through. But what stuck with me is this EPYC 4585PX thing that’s pretty pricey at $699. But hey, some folks go big or go home.

Lenovo chimed in too, saying they’re prepping small businesses for the AI era. The future’s here and all that jazz. I’m just over here wondering, does this mean our computers are getting smarter than us now? Not sure how to feel about that.

Anyway, wherever you stand in the tech hype, these AMD chips might be worth a look if you’re knee-deep in IT stuff. Or maybe not. Tech is a dizzyingly fast game — blink, and you miss it.