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So, you know that game Last Epoch? Yeah, it’s that cool RPG thing with time travel and all the usual dungeon crawling jazz. Anyway, they’ve been teasing something new. Minions — those little creatures that help you bash enemies. They’re getting kinda smarter or, I dunno, more assassin-like with this new Assassinate mode. It’s going live in the next season. Oh, and the devs dumped all this info on their forum. Why there? Who knows, maybe they just like forums.
Oh boy, where was I? Right, Assassinate mode. These minions, given their new job, will now eyeball enemies even from a mile away. Might be bosses or something rarer. But hey, looking for a cozy Protect mode is still an option if you’re feeling clingy. Look for icons or whatever next to the minions: crossed swords or a shield. Swords mean they’re in kill mode, and the shield is all about cuddling. Eleventh Hour Games seems to be polishing target priorities too, so your minions don’t suddenly think attacking air is a good idea.
Besides that, there’s news about the Beastmaster’s furry friends. You’ve got the Raptor, Scorpion, and Bear getting some new nodes or something. Who asked for this? Apparently, a lot of folks. And now, there’s even a way for players to doll up their characters offline — finally, cosmetics, even without Wi-Fi. Why anyone plays offline these days… but whatever, I guess freedom’s nice.
I’m rambling here, but more stuff is coming on August 21 (or was it Thursday? Honestly, dates confuse me). The Merchants’ Guild — that’s a fancy name, isn’t it? — they’re updating filters to make shopping a breeze. Like we needed another reason to spend more, right? Plus, tokens in the shops mean you can snag items without grinding for favors. Less grind? Yes, please.
Oh, almost forgot. The developers, they’re on a mission to upgrade the whole game experience. Nice, right? Anyway, that’s all I’ve got. So, stay tuned or something.
