PlayStation 5: Review of Orcs Must Die! Deathtrap

Orcs Must Die! Deathtrap… where do I even start? The latest from Robot Entertainment and I’ve gotta say, it’s like a party invite with a roguelite twist. Imagine diving headfirst into a world where you never know what orc or monster might pop up next. And random weather? Seriously, sometimes it feels like the universe just wants to mess with you. Anyway, it gets wild when you’ve got buffs and debuffs screwing around with your strategy. One minute you’re a hero, the next, well, let’s hope you’re not facing a doom spell with a War Mage who’s just not up for the fight that day. You can hit pause on the chaos anytime though, regroup at the castle hub, revamp your War Mage, and maybe arm up with some cooler traps and weapons. Round two? Game on.

Now, if you’re someone who’s got a PlayStation Plus sub (why wouldn’t you?), you’ll wanna take note. There’s this new four-player online co-op. Jump in with your guild and tackle bigger, more varied levels. It’s like you’re part of an epic fantasy team bouncing between melee and shooting combat. Oh, the nostalgia. I remember taking on Orcs Must Die! 3 on the PS5. That was a trip, but this one? Next-level anticipation.

Okay, picture this: you’re in third-person mode, thumb circles left analog to run around, right to aim. Sprint with a quick push on the left (pro tip: keep your thumb ready), laser-focus with the right when aiming for those sneaky monsters. Jumping is kinda crucial, hit X and fly, smash R2 to attack, L2 for something spicy like alternate weapon fire.

War Mages—right, each one’s got their own vibe. Check out Vaan, a dude throwing crossbow fire like it’s going out of style. Or Wren—meant to heal but nah, she opted for chaos instead. That wand’s more than just a fancy stick, and the teleport Blink ability? Chef’s kiss. Keeps things spicy.

Anyway—backtracking here—traps, yes. Can’t just melee your way through everything. Orc Eater? Rip Saw? Poison Flower? Each trap’s like a quirky friend you didn’t know you needed but now can’t shut up about. Vaan’s got this nifty Rift Orb deal that ramps up trap damage. Talk about maximizing chaos! Use those Gold Skulls from missions like hard-earned arcade tokens to level up traps and dominate.

So, Skulls—think currency of doom. Elixirs are the in-game coffee, pick-one-per-run boosters. Anti-Death, Ballista, Coin, Poison, Rejuvenation… it’s a parade of power-ups, almost overwhelming. (But fun, right?)

Then there’s the Thread shop with the Weaver of Will (sounds fancy). For all you strategists out there, Threads boost stats or give special perks in battle. Kinda wish life came with its own Thread shop, honestly. Some are specific for certain War Mages, because why not make it more personal?

Trophy hunters, listen up! Orcs Must Die! Deathtrap flaunts a hefty list—platinum on the line! Multi-warrior marches, defeating waves of orcs, playing catch-up with trophy requirements. It’s as if they built an entire gaming world just to taunt completionists. And here I am, an absolute sucker for shiny game rewards.

So, Orcs Must Die! Deathtrap’s a neat little bundle of gaming madness on PS5 for $29.99. Extra bling with the Supporters Pack for $9.99 if you’re feeling fancy. Go on, dress up your War Mages—they deserve the glow-up.

Disclaimer: Played on a shiny PS5 courtesy of Robot Entertainment. (Lucky me.)