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Alright, so here’s the scoop on Mario Kart World – something’s been bugging a bunch of players, like seriously bugging. This new version’s got players grumbling because apparently, they can’t see which country other racers are from anymore. Yep, the flags are gone. In the last couple of games, like Mario Kart 8, you’d see where everyone was reppin’ from. Had folks feeling all sorts of ways about this change.
Think about it – June 5 rolls around, and bam! Mario Kart World hits the scene. It’s one of only two Nintendo Switch 2 launch titles. Kinda a big deal, right? The other game? Nintendo Switch 2 Welcome Tour. Sounds fancy, but it’s a mini-game thing for 10 bucks. Pretty sure Nintendo’s more hyped about Donkey Kong Bananza being on the horizon, but here we were, everyone fixated on racing around in circles.
Strange, right? Without these country flags, people are kinda up in arms, tearing up Reddit threads talking about how they loved waving their country’s banner. Like a mini-Olympics, some say. Imagine the thrill and low-key panic seeing a room full of Japanese players – ’cause they rule Mario Kart. Seriously, it’s like you won the gold if you even managed to beat one.
But hey, not everyone misses it. Some players said they got harassed for their location in past games. Not cool, right? Plus, the flag system wasn’t perfect. Heard this one story, a player from Ireland, but living in the UK, was stuck with the Union Jack. Total facepalm moment. Another player could only use the US flag ’cause their country wasn’t on the map, like literally not on Nintendo’s eShop list.
And another thing! Miis – remember those? They were your avatars, racing alongside Luigi and crew in Mario Kart 8 Deluxe. Now, some folks are really feeling their absence. It was like seeing your cartoon self zoom past DK. There’s just something missing without those little guys.
So, there you have it. Mario Kart World’s a hit, but not without people hollering about flags and Miis. Funny how the tiniest details stir up the biggest fuss. Nintendo’s probably got its hands full figuring out if they’ll bring back the flags or Miis or whatever else the next petition demands. Who knows? Maybe next, we’ll be arguing about tire tread patterns. Yeah, right.
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