Alright, here we go. Let’s dive in, maybe with a little bit of chaos in the mix.
Okay, so there’s this Nintendo eShop update in Europe this week. Honestly, it feels like a buffet of new games and deals for both Nintendo Switch 2 and the regular ol’ Nintendo Switch. Seriously, the list is so long, I lost count halfway through. Not even sure where to start, but here we go.
Nintendo Switch 2 Games Dropping This Week (Why does it feel like a secret club?)
- Tamagotchi Plaza Nintendo Switch 2 Edition (Friday, June 27) – Yep, it’s happening. Those little digital pets are taking over again. Nostalgia trip, anyone?
Now, for the Classic Nintendo Switch Games Playlist (It’s like scrolling through an endless movie credits scene):
- A Bibelot: Y-Break – No clue what it means, but here it is.
- Against the Storm – Sounds intense. Or maybe it’s just me being dramatic.
- Agarta – Feels like a fantasy novel title. Wait, didn’t I have a book with that name? No, never mind.
- An Aisling – Kind of poetic, isn’t it?
- Anvil Saga – Blacksmithing is the new crafting, I swear.
- Arcade Archives Crazy Balloon – Does it involve clowns? I hope not.
- Architect Life: A House Design Simulator – For when you’re done with all the DIY shows and still want more.
- Arisen Force: Life Devotee – Sounds deep. Like, philosophical deep.
- Bambas! (Friday, June 27) – Exclamation point adds energy, doesn’t it?
- Bee Flowers: Save The Garden – Is it me or do gardens always need saving?
- Block Party DX! – Remember those classic block games? It’s like that but fresher.
…And the list just keeps going. Seriously, someone should make a game about keeping track of all these releases.
There’s also BMX City Run, Boxville 2, Bullets & Brains – a name which sounds way too violent for my taste, but who am I to judge?
Jumping a bit, you get games like Jurassic Island: Little Dinosaur Park Musical AudioBook. Wait, is it a game or an audiobook? Or both? Who decides these things?
And then there are the quirky ones like Mind & Sight Spot the Difference Workout. Maybe that’s why I can’t finish these lists; my mind is already spotting the next distraction.
We’ve arrived at Retro Drive: Revamped – Oh, the nostalgia is strong with this one. Like a 90s tribute band, but in game form.
Lastly, let’s talk zombies. There’s Zombie Scream and Zombies Overloaded. A bit too much undead for one update if you ask me.
And there you have it. This week’s Nintendo gumbo of games. I’d tell you to go check them out, but honestly, I’m overwhelmed.
And that’s that. A whirlwind, I know. But hey, life’s a little messy sometimes, right?