Sure, let’s see how this goes—wait, where was I? Ah, yeah. So, I heard FromSoftware’s finally letting us tag along with a buddy in Elden Ring Nightreign. Well, sorta. They’re calling it Duo Expeditions, which sounds fancy but it’s basically just playing with two people. Before now, you had to squeeze a third wheel in there. Why’d it take this long? Beats me. Maybe they got distracted. Who knows.
Anyway—oh, right, moving on. This big update drops Wednesday, July 30. Mark it down if you keep track of dates like that. Aside from Duo Expeditions, they’re throwing in some “quality of life” bits. Frankly, I’m not 100% sure what that phrase even means, but it sounds nicer than just bug fixes.
Relic filtering, yeah, that’s a thing. Guess if you’ve been hoarding those shiny virtual tchotchkes, it’ll help you sort ’em out better? Sounds useful. Or at least less annoying. Seriously, when did Nightreign rack up 5 million sales? Congrats to them—I think.
Oh! And here’s a fun bit: this update hits the day before some Everdark Sovereign thingamajig rolls around. Fancy words, huh? Anyway, expect Nightlords with names that would make anyone double-take, like Tricephalos and Equilibrious Beast. Really rolls off the tongue, right?
Okay, so what have they been up to? Recent weeks saw versions of terrifying bosses like Darkdrift Knight. Sounds like quite a party. If you’re confused about map events—because I sure am—there’s a guide floating around to help you out. Is it just me, or does all this sound like jumping into a dark fantasy novel? Maybe I’m overthinking. Anyway, go check it out if you’re curious—or, you know, put it off till later. The world won’t end. Or maybe it will in Nightreign. Who knows.
