New Ecco the Dolphin Game Announced Alongside Two Remasters

Sure thing, let’s dive into this… or flipper, if you will. Anyway — wait, am I starting this right? Who knows.

So, here’s the deal. We’re all waiting around, tapping our flippers, hoping for a shiny new game. But yeah, patience isn’t my strong suit. I hear some folks are whispering about remasters in April, but who can really keep track of dolphins and calendars? So, why do we care? Because we’re talking Ecco, the dolphin that had us ALL wishing we could side-scroll through life. If you haven’t smashed your controller trying to swim through the first challenges, are you even living? That game was notorious for its difficulty. Especially the third one. Defender of the Future? Should’ve been called Defender of My Sanity. Playing as a dolphin with an identity crisis—kinda comforting yet spooky. All those creepy creatures and music… Atmospheric AF. Yet here I am, grappling with reality: I’m not, nor will I ever be, an actual dolphin. Tough pill to swallow.

Speaking of dreams (which I never do unless it’s about pizza), Annunziata, the mastermind, mentioned how it started with a dream… of being a dolphin. Because clearly, out of all creatures, dolphins rank up there on the relatability scale with, well, people. Good call. I mean, consider it, right? Smart creatures, playful, sometimes I feel like they’re onto something we aren’t.

So, Annunziata’s a big thinker. Like, galaxy brain big. He chats about gamers having higher IQs and all. I mean, sure, let’s run with that. And then there’s this talk about love making real-world changes. Dolphins playing cupid? Maybe. But he’s also got this legacy of ocean care. Hard to argue with that — ever stood by an ocean at sunset? Utter bliss. Pacific Islander roots make the ocean love real; it’s not just wet and salty vibes, it’s life.

He talks about evolving with nature, no biggie, just civilization and waves in harmony. Picture generations surfing the tide of knowledge and oceanic rhythms. Makes you wanna hug a fish or something.

And what about those remasters? They’re on the horizon, conjured up by Annunziata and his original crew. Release dates? Ah, the mystery continues. Guess we’ll just float in the suspense, like kelp in the current.

Anyway, where was I going with this? Ah, who cares. Flippers crossed for some oceanic adventures!