Hey there, so let’s jump into this gaming chaos from last week. Totally forgot about Super Xevious in the mess—I’m not even sure how that slipped under our radar.
Now, Switch 2’s whispering promises are all around, but let’s talk Japan. Tokimeki Memorial’s got folks buzzing. I mean, who wouldn’t want a rehash of classic heartbreaks? Actually, not so sure.
Anyway—or hold on—scratch that, there’s a moan of excitement for Switch 1’s High on Life. The same dude who did Rick and Morty, now with a few personal missteps. Who would’ve thought shoot-em-ups could get more… awkward?
Oh, Spiritfall might catch your eye too, assuming Rune Worth’s price hike hasn’t sent PC-98 fans into a spiral of regret. Probably nudging Europe’s non-Japanese speakers to brush up on their kanji. Yeah, good luck with that one.
So, the games are filing in. North America’s smorgasbord of choices includes High on Life—worth a steep $39.99 if that tickles you. Ever wanted to ponder existence in a shipyard? Ship Graveyard Simulator 2’s there for $29.99.
But hold on—Captain Blood is tagging along, strutting in at $24.99. I guess someone out there gets the appeal. Oh, and let’s not forget Dunk Dunk and Pet The Pup At The Party—both titles that sound like fever dreams from a 2 a.m. gaming binge.
Now, we can’t skip the obvious—Serial Killer Dating Sim, anyone? Yeah, that’s not a love story you read every day. But who knows, it’s only $14.90. Because love is weird and a bit stabby at times?
And speaking of quirks, Europe’s got High on Life, €36.49 if you’re counting coins. Spiraling back to Spiritfall—Wow, at €18.99, it’s practically a steal if you discount your looming existential dread.
Japan’s got its own vibe, as always, waving the Tokimeki Memorial banner high. If you’re dropping ¥6600, might as well strap in for an emotional rollercoaster.
In any case—wait, does this even make sense? I’m lost, so let’s wrap this whirlwind with a nod to the upcoming ninja showdown in Ninja Fight. Just keep those throwing stars ready!