Coming to Xbox Next Week: New Games from May 5 to 9

Sure, let’s take a wild ride through what’s cooking on Xbox this week. Feels like I’m diving into a gaming soup, huh? Anyway — wait, looking at this lineup, you’d think it’s a buffet of epic adventures and quirky oddities. Not complaining, though. Oh, where to start? Maybe with the kinda epic "Age of Empires II: DE – The Three Kingdoms" (May 6). Ever thought blending history with legends could be your thing? No? Guess you’ve missed out. It’s like taking a plunge into a saga — Shu, Wei, Wu, all fighting over the same picture-perfect ancient China. Mind-blowing, I know. Side note though: $16.99 isn’t too shabby if you ask me.

Okay, swinging over to "King Arthur: Legion IX" – also May 6. Enter the dark fantasies of Avalon. I swear, this universe’s like a rollercoaster ride with a kaleidoscope of challenges. Feel like being a digital knight? Now’s your chance — or maybe you’ll pass. Your call.

What’s next? Oh yeah, "Metal Eden" (May 6). Sounds metallic, right? Picture yourself blasting through Moebius like some cybernetic hero. Those visuals almost feel like pixelated adrenaline — an experience only cyberspace connoisseurs dare to conquer.

Skipping over to bartending in "Bartender Hustle" (May 7). Mixing drinks sounds breezy until you’ve gotta craft those mind-bending cocktails. Maniacal mixing, here we come! Maybe you’ll ace it, maybe you won’t. Either way, it’s more fun than that last normal bartending gig you quit.

Fancy diving deep? "Submarine Survivor" (May 7) lets you do just that — literally. Nothing like a roguelite experience under the sea. Remember to dodge sea monsters or they’ll munch on your submarines before you even blink.

Rolling on — (I know, right?), "Empyreal" (May 8) promises more galaxy exploration than your childhood imaginings about space. It’s cool, though. Imagine revelations — they’re scattered like stardust. Unravel them if you dare. That stuff’s intense, man.

Speaking of zany swinging, "Penguin Flight: Beyond the Clouds" (May 8) sends you sky-high. Bet you never thought you’d root for a penguin playing superhero. Well, today’s the day. Maybe the clouds hold something more — y’know, beyond being fluffy vapor.

Some hard truth next: "Revenge of the Savage Planet" (May 8). Space jobs gone wrong, and you’re stuck salvaging messes. Tons of upgrades. It’s this cosmic rat-race, but aren’t we all in some way? Question of the century, huh?

Last stretch here (thank your stars!): "Spirit of the North 2" (May 8). Guide a fox, seek—actually, unleash guardians and outsmart that dark shaman. Nature meets the arcane. Plus, it’s cheaper than a fancy latte at $25.49.

More you say? Alright, "The Abandoned Planet" (May 8) lets you wander Myst-like worlds. Puzzle-solving vibes aplenty. Those old-school gamers know what I’m talking about — it’s like an itch you gotta scratch.

Wait wait, almost forgot: "Truck Simulator Cargo Driver 2025 – USA" (May 8). Raise your hand if you fancy cross-country trucking from your couch!

One puzzled moment with "AMAZE!" after this (May 9), where paintball and mazes collide. Calm? Maybe. Strategic? Definitely. All right, puzzle enthusiasts, suit up.

Finally — and for those after spine-chilling delights — "Eyes: The Horror Game" (May 9) serves fear straight up. Haunted places, mysterious eyes on walls — it’s like a creepy scavenger hunt.

So that’s a wrap — hope you found something to dive into! Or not. Guess we’ll all circle back and compare notes next time. Play on, brave gamer.