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So, there’s this thing happening on October 16th that everyone and their grandma is buzzing about. Yep, Pokemon fans are going back to Kalos! If you didn’t totally forget, that’s where Pokemon X and Y happened. Anyway, this time it’s in Pokemon Legends: Z-A (which, gotta say, sounds like a cool spy or something). Imagine wandering around Lumiose City again, but not alone. You’ve got starters from old-school games — Chikorita, Totodile, and Tepig — tagging along. Isn’t that wild?
Now, even though Kalos is the star, rumor has it gamers are gonna meet Pokemon that showed up after X and Y. Mega Evolution is back too — 27 new Mega Evolved forms, folks! But poor Bug and Electric types might get the short end, or so they say. Why? No clue. Maybe Game Freak was out of coffee those days.
Let’s dive into some juicy bits. Mega Charizard X and Y are confirmed, but what about the others? The Mega forms from Omega Ruby and Alpha Sapphire, like Mega Sableye and Mega Altaria, are hitting Z-A too. Is it gonna include all 48 Mega forms from the Kalos and Hoenn games? Who knows! They’re keeping us guessing. Some legends, like Mega Rayquaza, might sit this one out. Drama in the Pokemon world, am I right?
Oh, rumors! There’s talk of 27 brand-spanking-new Mega Evolutions. Think about these guys: Mega Clefable, Mega Starmie, Mega Dragonite (!) — the list goes on. Will their typings change? Probably not, but who’s betting? I’m not. Just like how Gyarados went from Water/Flying to Water/Dark, some surprises could be lurking.
Speaking of types, if all these changes happen, the Mega roster’s gonna expand big time. Get ready for a colorful mix. Fairy types like Mega Clefable, loads more Water types, and dragons galore — Mega Dragonite anyone?
Now, shifting gears to Bug and Electric types — yeah, they’re often the outsiders at this party. Yet, Mega Scolipede and Mega Eelektross are whispered to be joining. Maybe Scolipede gets fiercer and embraces its Dark side, or turns watery to dunk on its fiery rivals. Mega Eelektross, though — this guy could be shockingly awesome as a Water type. Or maybe a sneaky Electric/Dark. Who even knows what they’re planning? Honestly, the suspense might drive me nuts.
Pokemon Legends: Z-A drops October 16, 2025. Circle the date. Or scribble it on a napkin. Whatever helps. It’s on Nintendo Switch — the OG and the new one. Just when you thought Pokemon couldn’t surprise you, right? Ah, the never-ending roller coaster ride of being a fan…