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So, here we go — Nintendo’s at it again with their new console, the Switch 2, and I stumbled across a tidbit from the big boss, Shuntaro Furukawa. He mentioned something about tariffs, which, let’s face it, sounds as exciting as watching paint dry. But apparently, if these mysterious tariffs do a big flip, it could mess with the pricing plans for the Switch 2. Fun, right?
Furukawa was chatting with Yahoo! Japan — and thanks, Genki_JPN, whoever you are, for translating the finer details — and he emphasized that they’re racing against time to get the Switch 2 into everyone’s hands, like, yesterday. If the economic stars align weirdly with tariffs and whatnot, they might have to rethink the whole pricing gig. Or so he says after putting a bunch of factors into the mix.
The folks at Nintendo are optimistic, maybe even doing cartwheels, predicting 15 million consoles flying off the shelves by March 2026. Good luck, Nintendo! They’re ramping up production, knowing full well the profit margins this time aren’t as juicy as last time around.
Mark your calendars, or just scribble on your wall because the Switch 2 hits the stores on June 5, 2025. Yeah, that’s ages from now! In terms of our wallets, it’ll be £395.99 in the UK, €469.99 over in Europe, and a cool $449.99 in the US. Honestly, why not just make it a nice round number, Nintendo?
Oh, and they tossed out an overview trailer somewhere on the interwebs if you’re into flashy visuals. I blinked and missed it.
So, yeah, it’s a bit messy and uncertain — much like life, or my attempt at baking bread last week. Here’s hoping the Switch 2 doesn’t end up as doughy as my sourdough disaster. Stay tuned!