Nintendo’s got some news – and honestly, it’s kinda hype. So, they’re rolling out this free-ish software update for Splatoon 3, right? It’s happening on the Nintendo Switch and the shiny new Nintendo Switch 2. When? Like, next Thursday, June 12th. Mark the calendar or don’t. I almost forgot, but here we are.
Now, this update, version 10.0.0 (sounds fancy), tosses in the Splatlands collection. But wait – what’s that? Well, it’s basically a bunch of new weapons from these brands called Barazushi and Emberz. And, let’s face it, the names alone got me curious. There are 30—a whole 30—weapon kits with fresh designs and, yeah, some new sub and special weapons. The details? Over my head, honestly.
Oh, but here’s the bit that had me doing a double-take. Urchin Underpass is coming back. I kid you not. Remember that one from the OG Splatoon on the Wii U? If nostalgia had a scent, it’d probably be this stage. Anyway – oh shoot, did I mention? They’re upping all the weapon Freshness ceilings. Like, what even is that? Earning new badges too, apparently.
And then there’s this new thing for Anarchy Battle (Series). It’s called Series Weapon Power. No clue if that’s cool or just another excuse to play longer, but it tracks your skills with each weapon. Means you’ll get matched with folks kinda on your level. Sounds fair, unless you ask me after a bad match.
For those lucky ducks with a Nintendo Switch 2, there’s talk about prettier graphics in, uh, places like Splatsville? Okay, sure. Plus, if you fear being left out, don’t stress. The trailer made it super clear: Splatoon 3 players across both systems can still ink it up together. Harmony or chaos? Depends on your mood.
So, yeah, Splatoon 3. You can grab it physically. Or jump on the eShop and download it worldwide. Go get inky! Or don’t. Whatever floats your boat.