Shelmet and Accelgor Advocate for a New Stat

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So, like, Pokémon games. You’d think with all those creatures, it’d be super clear which one’s gonna dominate in battles, right? But, no way. Sometimes, it’s those obscure Pokémon with the right moves that steal the show. Though Pokémon GO? Eh, a bit different scene. With Niantic’s mobile spin, everything’s quicker and way simpler. You lose moves, those cool abilities, and… stats? Gotta leave those at home. Poor Accelgor, always left in the dust. But, hey, maybe there’s still hope?

Anyway, where was I? Oh yeah, Speed. It’s like the lifeline for some Pokémon. You know, go first, win big? That kind. But Speed’s nothing without good moves or a killer attack, let’s be real. So, in Pokémon GO, Accelgor misses its blazing Speed of 145 — not that it’s waving a flag for its Sp. Atk of 100 either. How about giving these guys, like, a second wind? Pokémon GO could maybe, I dunno, give Speed another shot.

Now, think about it. The obvious choice in Pokémon GO are those legendary beasts or starters, right? They’ve got transformations and all. Makes sense. But there are these regular Pokémon, just hanging around. Imagine if Speed could give them some edge? It’d be like, “Hey, Accelgor! Remember Ninjask and Greninja?”

Anyway, Speed in combat — yeah, it’s not turn-based like the classics, but still, Speed’s got juice. Quick moves make Pokémon live or fade out. Speed could give Charged Moves a little nudge or make Fast Moves zip by, you know?

But wait! Pokémon GO? It’s more about real-world adventures. Maybe Speed’s more than just battling. What if Speed helped with stuff like Buddy Candy or hatching Eggs? Picture a high-Speed Pokémon taking you on a jog. Ah, dreamy!

And, okay — talking about Speed, there’s Deoxys. That fella’s quick like lightning, man.

But adding Speed in Pokémon GO, well, it’s a big jump. Could flip battles upside down. But considering they added things like Mega Evolution, who knows? Maybe this Speed gem could make some Pokémon stand out, finally. Go PoGO team!

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Hope that feels human and quirky enough!